Life ain't fun unless you explore every bit of it. Some of the life's biggest joy are the times you fall in love and even more hilarious are times when you really find that courage to ask that special someone out. And you goof up…….
Here are some of such proposals from my real life encounters ( though not necessarily involving me).
Scenario one:
A girl ,say X introduces a guy ,say Y to her boyfriend ,say Z. All three chat for a time ,suddenly Y gets excited and says " This guy sure is your boyfriend but i don't care about him and i still can't get you outta my head. I love just as i did always". The look on her and her boyfriends face just can't be explained but it kinda looked like that of Hillary Clinton when she heard of the Monicka case.
Scenario 2:
A guy secretly loves a girl, who has no clue what so ever of his existence. Finally, he gathers all the courage in the world and walks upto her and says
" I know i love you ,just came here to know if you can love me back."
Scenario 3:
A guy has a bet(a paltry 5 star) with his friends that he can win a girl heart ,he goes over and proposes .The girl considering that , the guy was not only good in studies but was kinda cute too)accepts. ANTICLIMAX that foolish guy shouts right there to his friends some 50 meters away " you guys owe me somethings."
Not to mention it ended right then and there.
Scenario 4 :
Guy proposing to his elder sister's friend " Didi, I love you".
Scenario 5:
Guy walk up to a girl asks " Do you wanna #@&*ing go around with me?" Unfortunatelly the gal accepted.
Scenario 6:
Guy proposes a girl, she rejects, he turns towards her friend and says " she ain't interested and she is not half as beautiful as you are, what do you say".
P.S Its some scenario's i encountered . intended for fun ,not to hurt anyone and please add your experiences too … to make it more colorful
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Who the hell says i am fine
Four walls , one door , a window if opened can fill your room with the saddest smell you know , an a/c that makes one hell of a noise and a computer that lacks any brain what so ever, what else can you expect from your life?
People like me expect so much from life. Mental peace,Financial wellbeing ,good health and not too forget a wonderful chick that can spice up your life (as they say health,wealth,prosperity and sex).
All my life people have been telling me to do things (that i never really liked) so that i can have a wonderful career. Now that i have one, it doesn't look so appealing, the reason ,why do i expect so much from my life?
Heath Ledger died,but boy what a job did he do in The Dark Knight, but why am i talking about him, because i m looking forward for that movie .
Chennai is so damn boring .......... all you can do is to jump in the see as the heat will drive you at that.
I just finished reading the last mughal its a terrific book , highly recommended. Buy it when you get a chance.
I sometimes wonder whats the best software available?
My vote is torn between Outlook , Power Point and Excel we Techies would be in uter strait without them.
People like me expect so much from life. Mental peace,Financial wellbeing ,good health and not too forget a wonderful chick that can spice up your life (as they say health,wealth,prosperity and sex).
All my life people have been telling me to do things (that i never really liked) so that i can have a wonderful career. Now that i have one, it doesn't look so appealing, the reason ,why do i expect so much from my life?
Heath Ledger died,but boy what a job did he do in The Dark Knight, but why am i talking about him, because i m looking forward for that movie .
Chennai is so damn boring .......... all you can do is to jump in the see as the heat will drive you at that.
I just finished reading the last mughal its a terrific book , highly recommended. Buy it when you get a chance.
I sometimes wonder whats the best software available?
My vote is torn between Outlook , Power Point and Excel we Techies would be in uter strait without them.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
when i decided to quit…….
“To quit smoking is the easiest thing in the world; I have already done that a thousand times”
One fine day, I got up and thought I had enough of this poison killing my lungs and I decided to quit. Not to add, it was obviously not first of such thoughts for I had been smoking close to two packets a day for the last 9 years and had made every effort to make true the above quoted statement.
Great have been the humiliations afflicted on me, every time I have not kept my words (my not so willing a willpower always deserts me in such scenarios). Friends and foes,
lovers and haters, all alike in their undiluted dislike of not so harmless addiction that I took to in my late school years. Smoking was one physical pleasure and an economic extravagance that I gave into.
Though it was my lung and also my father’s hard earned money that going up in puffs, I never before had seen that in the light of the economic impact it has on one’s monthly last week outstanding, until it was both my lungs and my money.
Its not that I have not tried or I did not want to quit, for its all smokers ultimate desire to be a non-smoker one day. However all my earlier attempts came to abrupt halts in the wake of numerous out of the world, so stressing a situation too many, that it needed the immediate healing of what we than called “ the miracular herb” of the nicotine filled dose of a cigarette.
But the fight between the angel in my head and the fiend in my fingers (and my lungs too) had to end. And one fine day I started my ordeal and gave myself an ultimatum that end of year 2008 was my deadline for quitting or else I was seeking professional help. Thank the goodness in the world it did not have to stretch that long and I kicked the cancer stick and its butt (pun intended) for good on one jolly good of a Chennai day.
p.s: This is how my ordeal started and hope to keep you updated on how it goes.
One fine day, I got up and thought I had enough of this poison killing my lungs and I decided to quit. Not to add, it was obviously not first of such thoughts for I had been smoking close to two packets a day for the last 9 years and had made every effort to make true the above quoted statement.
Great have been the humiliations afflicted on me, every time I have not kept my words (my not so willing a willpower always deserts me in such scenarios). Friends and foes,
lovers and haters, all alike in their undiluted dislike of not so harmless addiction that I took to in my late school years. Smoking was one physical pleasure and an economic extravagance that I gave into.
Though it was my lung and also my father’s hard earned money that going up in puffs, I never before had seen that in the light of the economic impact it has on one’s monthly last week outstanding, until it was both my lungs and my money.
Its not that I have not tried or I did not want to quit, for its all smokers ultimate desire to be a non-smoker one day. However all my earlier attempts came to abrupt halts in the wake of numerous out of the world, so stressing a situation too many, that it needed the immediate healing of what we than called “ the miracular herb” of the nicotine filled dose of a cigarette.
But the fight between the angel in my head and the fiend in my fingers (and my lungs too) had to end. And one fine day I started my ordeal and gave myself an ultimatum that end of year 2008 was my deadline for quitting or else I was seeking professional help. Thank the goodness in the world it did not have to stretch that long and I kicked the cancer stick and its butt (pun intended) for good on one jolly good of a Chennai day.
p.s: This is how my ordeal started and hope to keep you updated on how it goes.
Crushed in my Crushes........
Alicia Silverstone boy is she beautiful, but have you seen her in 'crush'?
However, this aint a blog where i narrate my ordeal with a girl like that as the life has been good to me so far
From what i remember my first crush was on my lovely keralite teacher with very Malaika Arora kinda build. I was in class four and fortunately was very active in everything but studies. So, everytime i brought a prize in Elocution the rerward apart from the cup was a warm hug( i certainly looked forward with great eagerness for the latter). everytime we won the 4 x 100 relay the reward was a cute smile and a gentle touch on my cheek with a bonus medal which i could share with the outside world ( i definately would not share the first).
She brought spring to my heart and sent chill shivers in the rest of my body.I know that was very innocent on her part but had she known the wonders it does to my mind,soul and body, she would have never done that. But with all gratitude i started writing poetry very early in my life.
I grew up, changed my school and memories faded.... phi ek din apne muhalle main Juhi aayee.... apna dil chakkar kha gaya ..... dimaaag phir takkar kha gaya ....boy was she an angel.... we were nieghbours and she was an year junior to me ( i was in class sixth then).
We had everything in common ..... and we spent many a unforgetfull evenings on our by bed hand-in-hand listening to Boney M and King Presley and reading sherlock holmes ......we had every intention of getting married and i still remember the name our kids that were never to be...... her father got a transfer after 6 months of innocent love.
Then there was a time every girl i saw was beatiful, and i estimate i have been in love atleast a thousand times in that period of three years .How can i forget the endless painful nights i spent thinking of Lisa Ray when i saw her in The Afreen video.All i dreamt about was her and i can tell you i slept a lot.
My brother married the most beautiful girl i have ever seen and my heart wept for the first time, being stabbed by a guy whom i thought my own. I remember writing a love letter to my bhabhi and she said yes but i guess she was more in love with my brother than me.
Then was a lull in my life so colourfull .Not that the girls seized being beautifull or i had switched sides, but just because someone did not like my being flirtious to others, especially girls. I had a numerous crushes and all were crushed beneath the burden of sacrifice called Love.
And then one fine day she got married and i was a free bird and could not be any happier.
The whole world changed dramatically in a day.Girls never had been this beautiful before and i was totally madly deeply in love with one of my senior's girlfriend but alas neither did she appreciate it nor that heartless senoir and not to mention i nursed a broken heart and i broken jaw at the same time.Life can be CRUEL and UNSYMPATHETIC at times.
I finished college was working happily in HP until i saw this incredibly gorgeous girl and i just felt like a kid again. I asked her out we went out for a couple of times and then she went to Timbaktu leaving me my feelings , my emotions and me .
To overcome that sorrow i quit HP joined Cognizant .I left bangalore and came to chennai.Things were so best described as normal with training and stuff . And one fine of a Chennai day we moved to another Facility and lo my life changed a girl so angelic and divine that my heart started pounding everytime i saw her( it used to pound earlier too but i never noticed).
Twist in the tail in a couple of days she completed her training and was shifted to some other location. I don't know her name ,her domain or anything about her..... but i can't just forget that face that made the world such a beatiful place to live in .
P.S This is a work of fiction and any resemblence to anyone dead or alive is purely coincidental.
However, this aint a blog where i narrate my ordeal with a girl like that as the life has been good to me so far
From what i remember my first crush was on my lovely keralite teacher with very Malaika Arora kinda build. I was in class four and fortunately was very active in everything but studies. So, everytime i brought a prize in Elocution the rerward apart from the cup was a warm hug( i certainly looked forward with great eagerness for the latter). everytime we won the 4 x 100 relay the reward was a cute smile and a gentle touch on my cheek with a bonus medal which i could share with the outside world ( i definately would not share the first).
She brought spring to my heart and sent chill shivers in the rest of my body.I know that was very innocent on her part but had she known the wonders it does to my mind,soul and body, she would have never done that. But with all gratitude i started writing poetry very early in my life.
I grew up, changed my school and memories faded.... phi ek din apne muhalle main Juhi aayee.... apna dil chakkar kha gaya ..... dimaaag phir takkar kha gaya ....boy was she an angel.... we were nieghbours and she was an year junior to me ( i was in class sixth then).
We had everything in common ..... and we spent many a unforgetfull evenings on our by bed hand-in-hand listening to Boney M and King Presley and reading sherlock holmes ......we had every intention of getting married and i still remember the name our kids that were never to be...... her father got a transfer after 6 months of innocent love.
Then there was a time every girl i saw was beatiful, and i estimate i have been in love atleast a thousand times in that period of three years .How can i forget the endless painful nights i spent thinking of Lisa Ray when i saw her in The Afreen video.All i dreamt about was her and i can tell you i slept a lot.
My brother married the most beautiful girl i have ever seen and my heart wept for the first time, being stabbed by a guy whom i thought my own. I remember writing a love letter to my bhabhi and she said yes but i guess she was more in love with my brother than me.
Then was a lull in my life so colourfull .Not that the girls seized being beautifull or i had switched sides, but just because someone did not like my being flirtious to others, especially girls. I had a numerous crushes and all were crushed beneath the burden of sacrifice called Love.
And then one fine day she got married and i was a free bird and could not be any happier.
The whole world changed dramatically in a day.Girls never had been this beautiful before and i was totally madly deeply in love with one of my senior's girlfriend but alas neither did she appreciate it nor that heartless senoir and not to mention i nursed a broken heart and i broken jaw at the same time.Life can be CRUEL and UNSYMPATHETIC at times.
I finished college was working happily in HP until i saw this incredibly gorgeous girl and i just felt like a kid again. I asked her out we went out for a couple of times and then she went to Timbaktu leaving me my feelings , my emotions and me .
To overcome that sorrow i quit HP joined Cognizant .I left bangalore and came to chennai.Things were so best described as normal with training and stuff . And one fine of a Chennai day we moved to another Facility and lo my life changed a girl so angelic and divine that my heart started pounding everytime i saw her( it used to pound earlier too but i never noticed).
Twist in the tail in a couple of days she completed her training and was shifted to some other location. I don't know her name ,her domain or anything about her..... but i can't just forget that face that made the world such a beatiful place to live in .
P.S This is a work of fiction and any resemblence to anyone dead or alive is purely coincidental.
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